Songs Gone Wrong

1. Misheard Lyric: "Scuse me, while I kiss this guy"- Jimi Hendrix, ‘Purple Haze’

“Scuse me, while I kiss the sky”“Scuse me, while I miss this guy”“Scuse me, while I kiss goodbye”“Scuse me, while I kiss the bride”

2. Misheard Lyric: "Wrapped up like a Douche”- Manfred Mann, ‘Blinded by the Light’

“Revved up like a Douche”“Ramped up like Dose”“Revved up like a Douce”“Wrapped up like Deuce”

3. Misheard Lyric: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza”- Elton John, ‘Tiny Dancer’

“Hold me closer, Tony Dancer”“Hold me closer, Lonely Dancer”“Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer”“Hold me closer, Tiny Danker”

4. Misheard Lyric: “Feel the beat on the tangerine”- Abba, ‘Dancing Queen’

“Feel the beat, dancing queen”“Feel the heat on the tangerine.”“Feel the beat of the cardarine.”“Feel the beat on the tambourine.”

5. Misheard Lyric: “We built this city on sausage roll”- Starship, ‘We Built This City’

“We built this city on love and goal.”“We built this city on rock and roll.”“We built this city on rock and bolts.”“We built this city on rocking stroll.”

6. Misheard Lyric: “I get high” - The Beatles, ‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’

“I get by”“I can’t cry”“I can’t hide”“I can hire”

7. Misheard Lyric: “Let’s pee in the corner.” - R.E.M., ‘Losing My Religion’

“That’s me in the corner”“Let's just be in the corner”“Let’s dream in the sauna.”“That’s me in the order.”

8. Misheard Lyric: “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not” - Bon Jovi, ‘Livin' on a Prayer’

“It doesn’t make a difference if we bake it or not”“It doesn't make a difference if we're baked or not”“It doesn't make a difference if we're bacon or not”“It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not”

9. Misheard Lyric: “There’s a bathroom on the right” - Creedence Clearwater Revival, ‘Bad Moon Rising’

“There’s a bad room on the right”“There’s a bad moon on the rise”“There's a bad mood on the rise”“There's a bedroom on the right”

10. Misheard Lyric: “I got heels, they’re made of ply,” - John Travolta, ‘You’re the One that I Want’

“I got chills, they’re multiplying”“I got wheels, they're multi-flying”“I got chills, they're magnifying”“I got chills, they're electrifying”

11. Misheard Lyric: “Got a Lonely Starbucks Lover” - Taylor Swift, ‘Blank Space’

“Got a long list of excellent lovers”“Got a lonely lost ex-lover”“All the lonely Starbucks lovers”“Got a long list of ex-lovers”

12. Misheard Lyric: “Or should I just keep chasing penguins” - Adele, ‘Chasing ______ ‘

“Or should I just keep chasing playmates”“Or should I just keep chasing parents”“Or should I just keep chasing pavements”“Or should I just keep chasing payments”

13. Misheard Lyric: “I’m farting carrots” - Selena Gomez, ‘Good for you’

“I’m fighting carrots”“I'm fighting for it”“I'm falling careless”“I’m 14 carat”

14. Misheard Lyric: “We’re working for peanuts” - Europe, ‘The Final Countdown’

“We're working for pieces”“We're heading for phoenix”“We're working for winners”“We’re heading for Venus”

15. Misheard Lyric: “I can see clearly now Lorraine is gone.” - Johnny Nash, ‘I can see clearly now’

“I can see clearly now the rain is gone”“I can see clearly now the drain is gone”“I can see clearly now the drink is gone”“I can see clearly now my brain is gone”